Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a section from Nishitsu where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
This is an ogiri title. It is not a fact. Please be aware!
Here is the prompt for Round 7!
An unprecedented new sake brewery has opened in Nishinomiya! What is it like?
Now, we will announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!
Once again, we received many submissions, so the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed them down to 12 entries.
Please choose your favorite unprecedented sake brewery from this list.
西宮に前代未聞の新しい酒蔵が登場！どんなの？
- 蔵人が全員歯医者出身。「白歯科」11.3%(7票)
- 酒造りの行程が全自動の「テスラ酒造」4.8%(3票)
- 宮水100％、アルコール0％29%(18票)
- 25mプールをそのまま再利用！6.5%(4票)
- スタッフ全員下戸6.5%(4票)
- 熱血 松岡酒造4.8%(3票)
- さけないで3.2%(2票)
- ❝清酒風呂❞併設の酒蔵4.8%(3票)
- 廃車になった阪急・阪神の車両を酒蔵に14.5%(9票)
- 商品全て口噛み酒3.2%(2票)
- 世界のフルーノ(ワイン)4.8%(3票)
- 杉玉がまさかのみやたんカラー真っ青6.5%(4票)
62票
あいみゅん
All the brewers are former dentists. “Shiro Shika”イーロン マスク
A fully automated sake-making process: “Tesla Shuzo”宮子
100% Miyamizu, 0% alcoholお🐸
A 25m swimming pool reused as-is!ゲベデゲベデ
All the staff are non-drinkersみっちゃん
Hot-blooded Matsuoka Shuzo酒無いでor避けないで
Don’t avoid it7013F HK
A sake brewery with a “sake bath” attached西宮悪太
Using retired Hankyu and Hanshin train cars as sake breweriesベストキッド
Every product is kuchikamizakeみほりん
The world’s Furuno (wine)街角Butterfly
The sugidama is, unbelievably, Miyatan-color bright Next time: “A fact about that Kabutoyama has been uncovered that will shake the whole world. What is it?”
A fact about that Kabutoyama has been uncovered that will shake the whole world. What is it?
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓
Submissions have closed. Thank you for all your entries!
