Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a corner from Nishitsu where we share funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
This is an ogiri comedy title. It is not a fact. Please take note!
Here’s the prompt for Round 33!
“Nishinomiya City’s pride and joy pedestrian bridge has been renovated! What is its surprising new design?”
Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions from our readers!
This time, the Nishitsu editorial team has narrowed it down to 6 entries. Please vote for your favorite.
西宮市の自慢の歩道橋がリニューアル！その驚くべきデザインとは？
- 動く歩道式に変更された27%(10票)
- 虹のような歩道橋７色に光る8.1%(3票)
- スケルトン16.2%(6票)
- 階段じゃなく綱登り10.8%(4票)
- 渡り始めると、みやたんマーチが爆音で流れ始める10.8%(4票)
- 実はダンボール製2.7%(1票)
- 御前浜橋をモチーフに、大型車輌が来たら跳ね橋が開く24.3%(9票)
37票
シュリ
It was changed into a moving walkwayピューと吹くカリョン
A rainbow-like pedestrian bridge that lights up in seven colors山田
See-throughたかだか
Instead of stairs, you climb a rope寺門ジモソ
When you start crossing, the Miyatan March blasts at full volume優磨
It’s actually made of cardboardオマリー
Inspired by Omaehama Bridge, the drawbridge opens whenever a large vehicle approachesUnfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not a perfect authority on comedy. Our selection standards are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m
Next time: “Nishinomiya City’s own unique traffic rule! Its groundbreaking initiative is attracting attention! What is it?”
Nishinomiya City’s own unique traffic rule! Its groundbreaking initiative is attracting attention! What is it?
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers↓
