Welcome to “Nishinomiya Oogiri,” a section from Nishitsu where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
Here’s the prompt for Round 13!
Hankyu Park has opened! What’s its most popular attraction?
Now we’ll announce the oogiri entries submitted by our readers!
This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 6 entries. Please vote for your favorite.
- （バーチャル）福本豊の盗塁を刺せ！22.8%(26票)
- 阪急TAXIハチャメチャライド13.2%(15票)
- 関学までの阪急バスのバックドロップ32.5%(37票)
- 厄除け館。presented by 門戸厄神9.6%(11票)
- マルーンの疾走(ジェットコースター)15.8%(18票)
- VRでドキドキ超接近。手を差し伸べてごらん。レオ吉ポン子の甘噛体験。6.1%(7票)
- ブーマ脱臼ハイタッチ64.7%(11票)
- ダイヤモンド1周福本と勝負17.6%(3票)
- 宝塚歌劇にある大階段の段数をみんなで数える0%(0票)
- 宝塚歌劇大階段から銀橋スライダー0%(0票)
- 阪急電車にお辞儀をする下級生ごっこ17.6%(3票)
- レオポンの檻に入れます0%(0票)
- 早く、阪急で、89しようよ！ バッセン0%(0票)
Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection standards are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m
There were so many wonderful entries besides the ones we featured! A lot of them were things we honestly wanted to see made real! Thank you for submitting!
Next time: “The dirt at Koshien is no longer needed because it’s all being replaced. What should it be used for?”
The dirt at Koshien is no longer needed because it’s all being replaced. What should it be used for?
(This Nishinomiya-style oogiri theme was provided by Shuri! Thank you!)
We’re waiting for your oogiri answers below↓
We’re also accepting Nishinomiya-style (← this part matters) oogiri themes.
