西宮神社の十日戎、毎年奉納される冷凍マグロじゃなくなった。どんなの？【西宮の大喜利】

Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a Nishitsu corner where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.

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Here’s the prompt for Round 18!

The frozen tuna offered every year at Nishinomiya Shrine’s Toka Ebisu has been replaced. With what?

Now we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 9 entries. Please vote for your favorite.

西宮神社の十日戎、毎年奉納される冷凍マグロじゃなくなった。どんなの？

宮水の氷柱
15.6%(15票)
ひるね創業者のひちまるさんの焼き豚
15.6%(15票)
さかなクンの被り物
3.1%(3票)
みやたん
13.5%(13票)
昨年の福男が履いていた靴
5.2%(5票)
ビリケンさんを借りてきてピカピカにしよか～
3.1%(3票)
経費削減につきVRマグロになりました
19.8%(19票)
冷凍サーモン
19.8%(19票)
金仙寺湖のブラックバス
4.2%(4票)

96票

くま

An icicle made from Miyamizu water

たんごろう

Roast pork from Hichimaru, the founder of Hirune

シュリ

Sakana-kun’s fish hat

やまもいけこ

Miyatan

むっちゃんパパ

The shoes worn by last year’s Fukuotoko

チーズ

Let’s borrow Billiken-san and polish him up nice and shiny

パーマネント天然

Due to budget cuts, it’s now a VR tuna

ノルウェー

Frozen salmon

こりこり

A black bass from Kinsenji Lake

Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not a perfect authority on comedy. Our selection standards are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: “The carillon bells in the concourse at Nishinomiya-kitaguchi Station stopped ringing. Why?”

The carillon bells in the concourse at Nishinomiya-kitaguchi Station stopped ringing. Why?
(This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was submitted by Yacchii! Thank you!)

We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓