宝塚に対抗して西宮音楽学校を開校！その厳しい校則とは？【西宮の大喜利】

Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a section from Nishitsu where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-themed ogiri prompts.

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Here’s the prompt for Round 30!

“Nishinomiya Music School opens to rival Takarazuka! What are its strict school rules?”

Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 7 entries. Please vote for your favorite. This prompt may have been pretty high-level.

宝塚に対抗して西宮音楽学校を開校！その厳しい校則とは？

涼宮ハルヒシリーズを熟読し、完璧に暗記しなければならない。
6.5%(9票)
みやたんを見たら、深々とおじぎする
18.7%(26票)
六甲おろしのオペラ調で歌えること
36%(50票)
宝塚市内を経由しての通学禁止
6.5%(9票)
毎朝甲山頂上で市民の幸福を願う
3.6%(5票)
校歌が吉幾三作詞作曲の恵比寿
2.9%(4票)
阪神電車が見えなくなるまで御辞
25.9%(36票)

139票

河合稲子

You must read the entire Haruhi Suzumiya series closely and memorize it perfectly.

ちはる

When you see Miyatan, you must bow deeply.

こいん

You must be able to sing “Rokko Oroshi” in an operatic style.

よっしー

Commuting via Takarazuka City is prohibited.

さとん

Every morning, you must pray for the happiness of citizens at the summit of Mt. Kabuto.

びぶ

The school song is “Ebisu,” written and composed by Ikuzo Yoshi.

先輩後輩

Bow until the Hanshin train is no longer visible.

Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty loose too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: “A new professional baseball team is launched in Nishinomiya City! What team name shocks the entire nation?”

A new professional baseball team is launched in Nishinomiya City! What team name shocks the entire nation?
This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was submitted by Moomin Taro! Thank you! We may slightly change the title.)

We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓