Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a Nishitsu corner where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
Here is the theme for the 32nd round!
“You take a time machine to Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station 100 years in the future. What has changed the most?”
Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!
This time, the Nishitsu editorial team has narrowed it down to 8 entries. Please vote for your favorite.
- 西宮北口が新たな首都に！？6.4%(3票)
- 阪急電車がリニアに変わった17%(8票)
- 西宮のゆるキャラがにしつーどりに変わってた2.1%(1票)
- ガーデンズが西宮の新球団の球場の為に建て替えられた14.9%(7票)
- 駅からガーデンズまでの動く歩道が超光速に。8.5%(4票)
- 全国的に認知が拡がり「西北」に名前を短縮。12.8%(6票)
- 浜学園を始めとする学習塾が共同で入居する30階建てのインテリジェントビル8.5%(4票)
- マルーンの新幹線車両が阪急新大阪駅から乗り入れていた29.8%(14票)
Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty loose too, so please bear with us m(__)m
Next time: “Nishinomiya City’s pride-and-joy pedestrian bridge gets renewed! What is its surprising design?”
Nishinomiya City’s pride-and-joy pedestrian bridge gets renewed! What is its surprising design?
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓
In reality, it hasn’t been renewed, but there is a pedestrian bridge like this.
