西宮市内だけ人影がなくなった。その訳は？【西宮の大喜利】

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Here’s the prompt for Round 15!

Everyone has vanished from Nishinomiya City. Why?

Now it’s time to announce the ogiri answers submitted by our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 6 entries. Please vote for your favorite.

西宮市内だけ人影がなくなった。その訳は？

なんかめっちゃ臭い
5.5%(3票)
大きな西宮市章を書くイベントをしていたら、誤って六芒星を作ってしまい全員吸い込まれていった
7.3%(4票)
西宮市民かくれんぼ大会in甲山
20%(11票)
西宮市内でリアル逃走中
9.1%(5票)
ガーデンズで西宮市民限定全品9割引セール実施中
36.4%(20票)
阪神武庫川駅の強度試験。「49万人が乗っても、大丈夫!」
21.8%(12票)

55票

ライセンス

Something smells really, really bad

山田

They were holding an event to draw a giant Nishinomiya city emblem, but accidentally created a hexagram, and everyone got sucked in

あたろう

Nishinomiya Citizens’ Hide-and-Seek Tournament in Kabutoyama

賞金100万円

A real-life Run for Money taking place in Nishinomiya City

本人確認書類を忘れずに

Gardens is holding a Nishinomiya residents-only 90% off everything sale

タクミン

A strength test at Hanshin Mukogawa Station: “Even with 490,000 people on it, it’s totally fine!”

Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: The call for “Tai-so no taikei ni! Hirake! ‘Yaa‼︎’” is being changed. What’s the new call?

The call for “Tai-so no taikei ni! Hirake! ‘Yaa‼︎’” is being changed. What’s the new call?
(This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was submitted by Nishinomiyatei Youkai-san! Thank you!)

We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓