Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a section from Nishi2 where we share funny answers to Nishinomiya-themed comedy prompts.
This is an ogiri title. It is not factual. You won’t find anything even if you search for “Miyatan Land location” or the like. Still, we hope they build it someday: “Municipal Miyatan Land.”
Here’s the prompt for Round 6!
A USJ rival called “Miyatan Land” has opened in Nishinomiyahama! What’s the must-see attraction?
Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!
We received a lot of entries again this time, so the Nishi2 editorial team narrowed them down to 11.
Please pick the attraction you’d like to try from this list.
西宮浜に『みやたんランド』！注目のアトラクションは何？
- 阪神タイガース恐怖の暗黒時代から歓喜の優勝ジェットコースター23.2%(134票)
- みやたんの口から飛び出す宮水100%のウォータースライダー12.5%(72票)
- 苦楽園二番町急坂ザ・ライド9.7%(56票)
- 清酒銘柄当てるまで帰れま106.2%(36票)
- ミヤタン・ハチャメチャ・ライド11.6%(67票)
- えべっさん 商売繁盛の社1.4%(8票)
- くるくる回るワンカップ5.2%(30票)
- ビッグサンダー カブトヤマウンテン8.5%(49票)
- 福男3位以内に入った人だけが追いかけ役をしてる「お化け屋敷」8.7%(50票)
- 西宮城5.5%(32票)
- 酒樽でゴー。酒樽に乗り込んで鬼退治の旅7.5%(43票)
577票
プロゴリラー
A roller coaster through the Hanshin Tigers’ terrifying dark years to the joy of winning the championship万家遊笑
A waterslide made of 100% Miyamizu water that shoots out of Miyatan’s mouth街角Butterfly
Kurakuen Nibancho Steep Slope: The Ride悲しみの爺
You Can’t Go Home Until You Guess the Sake Brand: Top 10アナゴ
Miyatan’s Wild Rideくま
Ebessan: Shrine of Prosperous Business紅茶だいすき
Spinning One-Cup Sakeみっきー
Big Thunder Kabutoyama Mountain猫男爵
A “haunted house” where only people who finished in the top three of the Lucky Man Race get to be the chasers7013F HK
Nishinomiya Castle粕汁
Go by Sake Barrel. Hop into a sake barrel and set off on a journey to defeat demons.Next time: “An unprecedented new sake brewery appears in Nishinomiya! What’s it like?”
An unprecedented new sake brewery appears in Nishinomiya! What’s it like?
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓
Submissions have closed. Thank you for all your entries.
