Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a corner from Nishitsu where we share funny responses to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
Here is the prompt for Round 25!
“Real estate prices in Nishinomiya have skyrocketed past those in the Tokyo metropolitan area. What happened?”
Now, we’ll announce the ogiri responses submitted by our readers!
This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 8 entries. Please vote for your favorite. (The poll was still showing the previous one m(__)m It’s fixed now!)
- 阪神タイガース３年連続日本一11.1%(8票)
- アラブ諸国で門戸厄神が大バズり13.9%(10票)
- 西宮市内の土地にだけ美肌効果物質が含まれる事を確認4.2%(3票)
- キムタクが西宮最高と発言したから12.5%(9票)
- 西の都(西宮)になってしまったから6.9%(5票)
- 水道が全家庭宮水で無料9.7%(7票)
- 【速報】ジャスティン・ビーバーが武庫川団地への引っ越しを発表22.2%(16票)
- 甲子園球場が西宮市にあるとようやく認知された19.4%(14票)
Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty loose too, so please bear with us m(__)m
Next time: “What new ○○ Section could Nishinomiya create that beats Ashiya City’s ‘Okumari Desu Section’?”
What new ○○ Section could Nishinomiya create that beats Ashiya City’s “Okumari Desu Section”?
This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was submitted by Shuri-san! Thank you! We may slightly modify the title.)
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓
We’re also looking for ogiri themes to feature here.
