西宮神社で行われる福男選びの参加要件が変わった。どんなの？【西宮の大喜利】

Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a section from Nishitsu where we share funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.

This is an ogiri title. It is not a fact. Please note!

Here is the prompt for the 21st round!

The entry requirements for the Lucky Man Race held at Nishinomiya Shrine have changed. What are they now?

Now we’ll announce the ogiri answers submitted by our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 11 entries. Please vote for your favorite.

The voting form was still set to the previous one m(_ _)m Sorry about that.

西宮神社で行われる福男選びの参加要件が変わった。どんなの？

西宮七園を答えられる人
9.4%(3票)
酒樽担いで走りまっせ〰
18.8%(6票)
にしつーを毎日見てる人
15.6%(5票)
絵をみて、みやたんかどうかを即答できるか診断テスト
9.4%(3票)
「福男」なのに、女性限定!
3.1%(1票)
履歴書持参で面接アリ→福男への意気込みをアピール
9.4%(3票)
金額により並び順が変わるお心持ち
3.1%(1票)
笹を持っているが商売繁盛していない人限定
9.4%(3票)
運転免許を返納した70歳以上の高齢ドライバー
0%(0票)
体重100㎏以上のえべっさん体型
3.1%(1票)
西宮在住5年以上
18.8%(6票)

32票

Hunter

Someone who can name the Nishinomiya Seven Gardens

Popo

Gotta run while carrying a sake barrel〰

Nishitsu Fan Club (Unofficial)

Someone who checks Nishitsu every day

Nishinomiya Resident

A diagnostic test to see if you can instantly tell whether a picture is Miyatan or not

Takumin

Even though it’s “Lucky Man,” it’s women only!

Oyassan

Bring your resume and attend an interview → Show your passion for becoming the Lucky Man

Cook

Your place in line changes depending on how much you donate

Upside-Down Kadomatsu

Only for people who have bamboo branches but whose business is not thriving

Yamamoi Keko

Senior drivers aged 70 or older who have given up their driver’s license

Toro Fune Kingyo

People with an Ebessan-style body shape weighing 100 kg or more

Shuri

Someone who has lived in Nishinomiya for at least 5 years

Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: “An unbelievable school lunch served only once a year in Nishinomiya! What is it?”

An unbelievable school lunch served only once a year in Nishinomiya! What is it?
(This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was suggested by Tama-chan! Thank you!)

We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓