Welcome to “Nishinomiya Oogiri,” a corner from Nishi2 where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
Here’s the prompt for round 2!
When Miyatan turns 100, a special ability awakens. What kind of ability is it?
Now, we’ll announce the oogiri answers submitted by our readers!
Please vote for your favorite oogiri answer!
「みやたんが100歳になった時、特殊能力が発動。どんな能力？」おもしろかったのはどれ？
- 顔色で気分を表現できるようになる15%(6票)
- ホッペのグルグルが顔中に広がってみゃくみゃくに変化する15%(6票)
- 10秒だけ鼻を出す2.5%(1票)
- ほっぺのぐるぐるを星型に変えられる12.5%(5票)
- 大六甲おろしが出来る12.5%(5票)
- 歯が全部生え変わる7.5%(3票)
- マナカナを完璧に見分けられる27.5%(11票)
- 全国の１００円ショップの土地が西宮領になる。7.5%(3票)
40票
How old is he now?
He becomes able to express his mood through his facial colorNishinomiya Akuta
The swirls on his cheeks spread across his whole face and he transforms into Myaku-MyakuAimyonun
He shows his nose for just 10 secondsFront
He can turn the swirls on his cheeks into star shapesOokina Ouka
He can perform the Great Rokko OroshiMugiwara no Shichimi
All his teeth grow backGohan-kun
He can perfectly tell ManaKana apartExpanding Territory
The land of every 100-yen shop in Japan becomes Nishinomiya territory.Next time: “A ridiculous piece of fake news appears in City News. What does it say?”
A ridiculous piece of fake news appears in City News. What does it say?
We’re waiting for your oogiri answers below↓
西宮市の求人情報
介護職・ヘルパー/介護付き有料老人ホーム/夜勤/ホームヘルパー1級、ホームヘルパー2級、介護職員実務者研修、介護職員初任者研修、介護福祉士/未経験可能
株式会社シニアスタイル 兵庫県 西宮市
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