Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a corner from Nishi2 where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.
This is an ogiri title. It is not a fact. Please keep that in mind!
Here is the prompt for Round 9!
There’s a huge line at Omaehama. What is everyone lining up for?
Now, we’ll announce the ogiri answers submitted by our readers!
This time, the Nishi2 editorial team has narrowed it down to 10 entries. Please vote for your favorite entries. (You can choose up to 3.)
御前浜で大行列。なんの列？
- 火垂るの墓のエキストラオーディション11.2%(16票)
- 福男選びの列が御前浜まで到達した5.6%(8票)
- あいみょん甲子園ライブの入場待機がまさかの1列9.1%(13票)
- 御前浜の海岸の長さは何人分か、を当てるイベントで、参加者全員にお酒が一杯ずつ振る舞われ、答えが当たった人には、1年分の西宮の好きな銘柄のお酒が貰える。23.8%(34票)
- はね橋が故障8.4%(12票)
- 西宮砲台ザ・ライド8.4%(12票)
- ミニミニみやたんが砂浜に埋まっている宝探し。見つけた人にはみやたんと飲み会ができる券を贈呈。5.6%(8票)
- 京都銀行の新CMの撮影19.6%(28票)
- 前澤さんの「けやきポイント」配り2.8%(4票)
- にしつーどりの水着撮影会5.6%(8票)
143票
みよらぁー
An extra audition for Grave of the Fireflies[ The line for the Fukuotoko race has reached all the way to Omaehamaがんばらない
The waiting line for Aimyon’s Koshien live show somehow ended up as one single line呑む男
An event to guess how many people long the Omaehama shoreline is. Every participant gets one drink, and whoever guesses correctly receives a one-year supply of their favorite Nishinomiya brand of alcohol.みやとん
The drawbridge broke down街角Butterfly
Nishinomiya Battery: The Rideゆうた
A treasure hunt for mini-mini Miyatans buried in the sand. Whoever finds one gets a ticket to go drinking with Miyatan.甲子園マン
Filming a new Kyoto Bank commercialゲベデゲベデ
Mr. Maezawa is handing out “Keyaki Points”Next time: “Nishinomiya’s train stations have somehow entered the Sengoku period. Which stations form an alliance?”
Nishinomiya’s train stations have somehow entered the Sengoku period. Which stations form an alliance?
We’re waiting for your ogiri answers below↓
