西宮の駅同士がなぜか戦国時代に突入。どこが同盟を結ぶ？【西宮の大喜利】

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Here is the prompt for the 10th round!

For some reason, Nishinomiya’s train stations have entered the Sengoku period. Which ones form alliances?

Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!

This time, the Nishi2 editorial team narrowed it down to 7 entries. Please vote for your favorite entries. (You can choose up to 3.)

西宮の駅同士がなぜか戦国時代に突入。どこが同盟を結ぶ？

阪神国道・東鳴尾・洲先の中間駅同盟（苦楽園口は見解の違いで離脱）
8.4%(18票)
阪急夙川駅とさくら夙川駅が香櫨園駅の阪神夙川駅への改名を迫る
25.1%(54票)
甲東園と門戸厄神が山陽新幹線を迎え撃つべく同盟を組むが、やはり素通りされる
18.1%(39票)
久寿川駅と阪神国道駅
7.9%(17票)
阪急今津駅が阪神今津駅に降伏して、阪神同盟に寝返る
11.6%(25票)
この戦国時代のきっかけになったのは阪神国道。阪急なんか阪神なのかはっきりせんかとの何気ない一言が、334日間の戦国時代を生むことになるとは誰も知る余地はなかった
20.9%(45票)
「殿！洲先と東鳴尾の謀反により武庫川への路線が遮断されました！」
7.9%(17票)

215票

街角Butterfly

The alliance of in-between stations: Hanshin-Kokudo, Higashi-Naruo, and Suzaki. (Kurakuenguchi withdrew due to differences of opinion.)

レックス

Hankyu Shukugawa Station and Sakura Shukugawa Station pressure Koroen Station to rename itself Hanshin Shukugawa Station.

がんばらない

Kotoen and Mondo-Yakujin form an alliance to intercept the Sanyo Shinkansen, but sure enough, it just passes right through.

最弱

Kusugawa Station and Hanshin-Kokudo Station

ケラー

Hankyu Imazu Station surrenders to Hanshin Imazu Station and switches sides to the Hanshin alliance.

お🐸

What sparked this Sengoku period was Hanshin-Kokudo. No one could have known that one casual remark, “Are you Hankyu or Hanshin? Make up your mind,” would lead to 334 days of warfare.

ゲベデゲベデ

“My lord! Due to the rebellion by Suzaki and Higashi-Naruo, the route to Mukogawa has been cut off!”