西宮北口駅に通塾する小学生が電車の中で大人に説教。何があった？【西宮の大喜利】

Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a section from Nishitsu where we post funny answers to Nishinomiya-style comedy prompts.

This is an ogiri title. It is not a fact. Please keep that in mind!

Here is the prompt for the 17th round!

An elementary school student who goes to cram school at Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station starts lecturing an adult on the train. What happened?

Now, we’ll announce the ogiri answers submitted by our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team has narrowed it down to four entries. Please vote for your favorite.

西宮北口駅に通塾する小学生が電車の中で大人に説教。何があった？

そんな暗い顔をしていたら、部下のモチベーションが下がりますよ！
22%(51票)
子供が夜まで勉強してるのに、なに飲んだくれてんねん！
54.3%(126票)
おっさん　競輪予想新聞役に立たへんで西宮球場は潰れたんやで　無くなったわ
12.1%(28票)
ドリセンって知ってる～？え～！？知らんの～～～～？
11.6%(27票)

232票

天使

If you keep looking that gloomy, your team’s motivation is going to drop!

すみません

Kids are studying until night, and you’re out here getting drunk?!

チーズ

Mister, that keirin prediction newspaper won’t help you. Nishinomiya Stadium got torn down. It’s gone.

ドリセンファン２号

Do you know Dorisen? What!? You don’t know it～～～～?

Dorisen↓

“にしつーどり” is Nishinomiya Tsushin’s official Vtuber character. Its nickname is Dorisen. It streams live on YouTube every Saturday from 9 p.m. to 11 p.m.

Unfortunately, the Nishitsu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection criteria are pretty relaxed too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: “The frozen tuna offered every year at Nishinomiya Shrine’s Toka Ebisu is no longer a frozen tuna. What is it now?”

The frozen tuna offered every year at Nishinomiya Shrine’s Toka Ebisu is no longer a frozen tuna. What is it now?
(This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was submitted by Tetrapod-san! Thank you!)

We’re waiting for your ogiri answers↓