西宮独自の憲法を制定。その第一条は？【西宮の大喜利】

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Here is the prompt for Round 20!

Nishinomiya establishes its own constitution. What is Article 1?

Now, we’ll announce the ogiri submissions we received from our readers!

This time, the Nishitsuu editorial team narrowed it down to 8 entries. Please vote for your favorite.

西宮独自の憲法を制定。その第一条は？

みやたんは、西宮市の象徴であり西宮市民統合の象徴であつて、この地位は、主権の存する西宮市民の総意に基く。
19%(12票)
宮っ子の宮っ子による宮っ子の為の拳法である
6.3%(4票)
みやたんを国家元首とする
14.3%(9票)
縦じまのアイテムを必ず一つは身につけること
3.2%(2票)
市民は、にしつーしん読者であること
14.3%(9票)
『火垂るの墓』を見ること
3.2%(2票)
阪神甲子園球場に駐車場はありまへーん
22.2%(14票)
全国で間違っても「神戸出身」と言うなかれ
17.5%(11票)

63票

NOx4

Miyatan shall be the symbol of Nishinomiya City and the symbol of the unity of Nishinomiya citizens, deriving this position from the general will of the Nishinomiya citizens, in whom sovereign power resides.

イチロウ

It is a martial art of the Miyakko, by the Miyakko, for the Miyakko.

バーミヤン

Miyatan shall be the head of state.

テトラポット

Everyone must wear at least one striped item.

ぺんちゃん

Citizens must be Nishitsuu readers.

ジブリ

Everyone must watch “Grave of the Fireflies.”

オマリー

There is no parking at Hanshin Koshien Stadium.

ともに西宮を全国区に

Never, ever say you’re “from Kobe” anywhere in Japan.

Unfortunately, the Nishitsuu editorial team is not perfect when it comes to comedy. Our selection standards are pretty loose too, so please bear with us m(__)m

Next time: “The entry requirements for the Lucky Man race at Nishinomiya Shrine have changed. What are they like?”

The entry requirements for the Lucky Man race at Nishinomiya Shrine have changed. What are they like?
(This Nishinomiya-style ogiri theme was provided by テトラポット! Thank you!)

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