Mount Kabuto Shakes the World With a Shocking Revelation What Is It? [Nishinomiya Ogiri]

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Welcome to “Nishinomiya Ogiri,” a Nishitsu corner where we publish funny answers to Nishinomiya-themed comedy prompts.

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Here’s the prompt for the 8th round!

A shocking truth about Mt. Kabuto that shakes the whole world has come to light. What is it?

Now it’s time to announce the ogiri answers submitted by our readers!

This time, the Nishitsu editorial team narrowed it down to 6 entries. Maybe we went a little too big with the prompt and made it too hard

Please vote for the one you like.

あの甲山が全世界を揺るがす事実発覚。どんなの?
  • ドラえもんの裏山のモデル
    29.4%(35票)
  • 毎年10cmずつ浜に向かって移動している
    31.1%(37票)
  • 甲山『あぁ〜よく寝たぁ〜(ゴゴゴゴゴグシャバキドゴォズァァァァ)』
    5.9%(7票)
  • 夏は海派
    2.5%(3票)
  • みやたん王の墓だった
    14.3%(17票)
  • クフ王のピラミッドと同じ容積
    16.8%(20票)
119票
酒呑みおじさん
The model for the hill behind Doraemon’s house
甲子園付近住民
It moves 10 cm toward the beach every year[
がんばらない
Mt. Kabuto: “Aaah, I slept so well…” (RUMBLE RUMBLE CRUNCH SNAP BOOOOM)
ゲベデゲベデ
In summer, it’s a beach person
西宮悪太
It was the tomb of King Miyatan
マギ
It has the same volume as the Pyramid of Khufu[

Next time: “A huge line at Omaehama. What’s the line for?”

A huge line at Omaehama. What’s the line for?

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